"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." Brendan Francis.

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." Denis Leary

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." Emo Philips

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." Woody Allen

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent." RD Laing.

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex." Edgar Wallace.