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Another Inconvenient Truth

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Alternate title: "The Emperor Has No Sweater"

I heard a trucker ranting on the CB this week about former Vice President Al Gore's electric bill. When I started asking him about it, he said Gore's bill "was something like $20,000 a year." I started laughing and said bullshit. Nobody has a $20,000/year electric bill, right? Gore's fighting to reverse the effects of global warming, right? Turns out I owe that driver an apology. It was $29,268 for 2006.

Back home in Tennessee, safely ensconced in his suburban Nashville home, Vice President Al Gore is no doubt basking in the Oscar awarded to "An Inconvenient Truth," the documentary he inspired and in which he starred. But a local free-market think tank is trying to make that very home emblematic of what it deems Gore's environmental hypocrisy.

Armed with Gore's utility bills for the last two years, the Tennessee Center for Policy Research charged Monday that the gas and electric bills for the former vice president's 20-room home and pool house devoured nearly 221,000 kilowatt-hours in 2006, more than 20 times the national average of 10,656 kilowatt-hours.

Connecticut police under fire for DUI arrest contest

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The Connecticut attorney general is considering a review of every DUI motor vehicle suspension in the state, thanks to a report that shows officers may have participated in a “100 Club” quota program.

According to the attorney general’s 168-page report, officers at the Bethany barracks three years ago took part in a game to issue 100 drunken driving arrests for the year.

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Rest In Peace, Randy

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I know your life
On earth was troubled
And only you could know the pain
You weren't afraid to face the devil
You were no stranger to the rain

Go rest high on that mountain
Son, your work on earth is done
Go to heaven a shoutin'
Love for the Father and Son

-- Vince Gill, "Go Rest High On That Mountain"

"Put that motherfucker in the wind and come home, driver!"
-- Randy Smith, 1954-2006

A good friend of mine passed away on Labor Day weekend. Randy was my dispatcher, my "travel agent" at work, if you will. I didn't have the privilege of knowing him for long, but we sure made friends in a hurry. I liked him instantly, alot. That's why this is hard for me to write, and why I haven't been on here lately.

Shocking! Willie Nelson Busted for Pot

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This just in: Willie Nelson likes his herb.

The country outlaw is back on the road again after a pot-powered pitstop early Monday.

Nelson and several of his band mates received misdemeanor citations for marijuana possession after their tour bus was pulled over in Louisiana. The bust came just two days after Nelson called for the decriminalization of marijuana while stumping for Texas gubernatorial candidate Kinky Friedman.

Daddy's Poem

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With the upcoming 9/11 anniversary I thought it was a appropriate to share.

It brought tears to my eyes.

As we approach the 5th Anniversary.
Grab the tissues...trust me,you'll need them!

Daddy's Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,

... And what is Blogging?

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Howdy Folks...

So here we are... doing our foremost in providing information that would otherwise be lost the minute it was created...

And what am i talking about?

Well its BLOGGING ! (weblog)

Yep the online world of rants and raves with added stupidity of personal useless info that helps no-one other than those that might think it was worth reading...

The point being... its a truly personal issue...

National Truck Driver Appreciation Week

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ALEXANDRIA, Va. -- The American Trucking Associations (ATA) will once again roll out its “phone home” campaign to help America’s truck drivers celebrate National Truck Driver Appreciation Week (NTDAW) August 20-26. ATA and its state affiliates will mark the celebration by handing out free 60-minute telephone calling cards to truck drivers at local weigh stations, rest stops, and travel plazas all across the country.

See? Even industry insiders don't get it. Show me a trucker who doesn't have a cell phone and I'll show you a trucker who left his cell phone in the truck. What truckers don't have is home time, layover pay, detention pay, adequate legal protection ... I could go on and on, but others before me have, and nobody listened to them either.

Long-haul trucker thinks job’s the best there is

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What does villager Bret McBain think about driving a Wal-Mart / Sam’s Club semi-truck ?

"It just doesn’t get any better than this," he said. He was talking both about his choice of career and the company he works for.

McBain, 38, ought to know — he’s been driving big trucks for 24 years. When he was 14 years old, he started hauling wheat in Cooley, Wash. At 18, he got his commercial driver’s license.

The Black and White Era

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Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow,

Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.

Pull a chair up to the TV set,

"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

Happy Birthday, MrsOldGuy

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Happy Birthday, MrsOldGuy.

At some point you have to give up the "DAISY DUKE" shorts

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SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:

Danger, Will Robinson! Another Virus Alert

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From the IWYA2 Network Operations Center/Computer Peripherals Storage Facility in Silicon Gulch:

Windows Security Flaw Is 'Severe'
PCs Vulnerable to Spyware, Viruses

By Brian Krebs
Special to The Washington Post
Friday, December 30, 2005; Page D01

A previously unknown flaw in Microsoft Corp.'s Windows operating system is leaving computer users vulnerable to spyware, viruses and other programs that could overtake their machines and has sent the company scrambling to come up with a fix.

Favorite things

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To commemorate her 69th birthday, actress/vocalist Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music."

However, the lyrics of the song were deliberately changed for the entertainment of her "blue hair" audience. Here are the lyrics she recited:

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