I've been haunting the Chippendales forums for a few months now and I'm so ready to see a show. I think the biggest show in the United States is the show in Vegas. They also do Europian tours and tours in South Africa. In fact several of the Vegas guys just got back from a South African tour. I've seen some of the pics and they look like they had a blast on and off stage.

I'm soon gonna be saving money for a trip to Vegas to see my favorite guys: Kevin Cornell, David Abrams, Jace Crispin, John Lakness (he was Pirate John on the Pirate Master show on CBS), John Rivera and Nathan Minor. Not in any special order there. All those guys are connected to the Vegas Chippendales, actually I'm not completely sure about John Lakness.

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1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "George W. Bush"

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Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a Social Studies teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building
supervisor took all of the desks out of the classroom.

The kids came into first period, they walked in to find there were no desks. They looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?"

Are you unhappily married ever after?

I think they should be asking if you are "happily divorced" instead of "unhappily married."

Well, for those couples who are undergoing the often-painful process of divorce, here a one small way to bury your past: A tiny "coffin" to lay to rest your now-useless wedding rings.

Barnes & Noble advance orders have topped 500,000 copies

April 13: Barnes & Noble says it has received more than 500,000 advance orders for 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.'

Updated: 11:18 a.m. ET
April 13, 2007

LOS ANGELES - He is not expected to ride his flying broomstick into bookstores for 100 more days, but already British boy wizard Harry Potter is whipping up some magic at bookstore chain Barnes & Noble.

I just received a phone call from my brother in Virginia. My neice, Misty, had a baby girl this morning, by C-section.

Mother and baby are doing fine. I'll have pictures via email in a few days.

Hopefully they'll also email me the weight, name, and measurements because I didn't write them down and I forget what they are.

This makes me a great-aunt for about the 12th time.

God I'm get

Here's to hoping you have a wonderfully amazing day Sanura! Remember it's all about you! Many many happy returns of the day as well!

You pity the 9-to-5 fools, holed-up behind their desks, bug-eyed from staring at their monitors all day. With one lead foot on the gas and a double-fisted power grip on the wheel, your idea of work involves high velocities and sound salaries. But where does someone with your need for speed turn to when looking for a job? Consider these gigs that let you put the pedal to the metal.

By Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip:

As regular readers of my blog know, I lost my voice about 18 months ago. Permanently. It’s something exotic called Spasmodic Dysphonia. Essentially a part of the brain that controls speech just shuts down in some people, usually after you strain your voice during a bout with allergies (in my case) or some other sort of normal laryngitis. It happens to people in my age bracket.