I Was Your Age Twice quotes

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:17:57 -0500

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

— George Burns

“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.”

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:53:34 -0500

“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.”

— Oscar Wilde

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:47:51 -0500

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

— unknown

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." -

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:47:06 -0500

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." -

— Joey Adams

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:44:07 -0500

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

— unknown

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:43:09 -0500

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

— unknown

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:42:04 -0500

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

— unknown

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:40:43 -0500

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -

— Robert Bloch

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:38:27 -0500

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

— unknown

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:35:09 -0500

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

— Who Knows

♥Yesterday is but a dream.. Tomorrow is a only a vision . But... today was a real bitch♥

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:27:05 -0600

♥Yesterday is but a dream.. Tomorrow is a only a vision . But... today was a real bitch♥

— I Dont Know

'Always do what you are afraid to do.'

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:26:10 -0600

'Always do what you are afraid to do.'

— - Ralph Waldo Emerson

'Life is understood looking backwards but it must be lived forwards.

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:24:34 -0600

'Life is understood looking backwards but it must be lived forwards.'

— - Soren Kierkegaard

'Every man dies. Not every man really lives.'

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:23:47 -0600

'Every man dies. Not every man really lives.'

— - Braveheart

'Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.'

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:22:47 -0600

'Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.'

— - Alexander Pope