Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

♥Yesterday is but a dream.. Tomorrow is a only a vision . But... today was a real bitch♥

'Always do what you are afraid to do.'

'Life is understood looking backwards but it must be lived forwards.'

'Every man dies. Not every man really lives.'

'Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.'

Handle every situation like a dog ....

If you can't Eat it or Screw it ,

Piss on it and Walk Away.

There will always be death and taxes,
however, death doesn't get worse every year.

Power corrupts and
absolute power is kinda neat.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life.
(unless I buy something)

It may be your sole purpose
in life to simply serve as a
warning to others.

"It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship."

If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else,
and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.

Love is a friendship set to music.

When does a proper lady say the word "bitch"? When the woman next to her calls "bingo"!