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My Cow Died last night!! I dont need your bull !

My Cow Died last night!! I dont need your bull !

— unknown

”Don’t follow in my footsteps, I think I stepped in something.”

”Don’t follow in my footsteps,
I think I stepped in something.”

— ~ Unknown

“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas”

“Adults are always asking little kids
what they want to be when they grow up
because they’re looking for ideas”

— ~ Paula Poundstone

Temptation may lean on the doorbell.. but opportunity only knocks once..

Temptation may lean on the doorbell.. but opportunity only knocks once..

— I dont know

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have" Thomas Jefferson

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

— Thomas Jefferson

"Some people find problems with every solution, I want to try to find a solution to every problem."

"Some people find problems with every solution, I want to try to find a solution to every problem."

— ?

The Ultimate Quote of the day "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll giv

The Ultimate Quote of the day

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

— email

it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

— who knows

depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

— who knows

No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry.

No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry.

— who knows

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

— who knows

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

— who knows

Do not do what you would undo if caught.

Do not do what you would undo if caught.

— Leah Arendt:

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

— Dear Abby

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

— Homer Simpson

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