I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.

This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.

A chasm, amorphously situated in time and space, that separates those who have grown up absurd from those who will, with luck, grow up absurd.

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going.