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CHICAGO TRAFFIC JAM

Submitted by Sanura on Mon, 2008-08-04 17:37.

A trucker, driving into downtown Chicago , got stuck in a huge traffic jam. Nothing was moving, either north or south. Suddenly, a man knocks on his window….

The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s happened? What’s the hold-up?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O’Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They’re asking for 10 million dollars ransom. Otherwise, they are going to souse them in gasoline and set them on fire! We are going to vehicle to vehicle taking up a collection.”

The trucker asks, “On the average, how much is everyone giving?”

“About a gallon.”

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Fuel's cheap

Submitted by OldGuy on Wed, 2008-08-20 21:14.

I gave 5 gallons.

I'm sending this from my new phone. How's it look?

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you look lovely

Submitted by Sanura on Thu, 2008-08-21 20:58.

and so does the phone. :-D ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaha

♥Yesterday is but a dream.. Tomorrow is a only a vision . But... today was a real bitch♥

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re:your phone

Submitted by cLovis on Sun, 2008-08-31 16:24.

it sends internet well , hopefully it will console you all bad jokes aside when that democratic tidal wave rolls over in Nov.. 8/293005 was when katrina happened , Republicans are actually concerned abotut Gustav this year . Yanno that whole yeah we totally screwed up round one (without admitting it ) so I goggled Mccain , bush on august 29 2005 . Bush was on his way to sign a guitar on the west coast (what me worry), having a stop over in , yes arizona to give Mccain a cake on the tarmac for his 69th BDay when katrina was happening , the picture is quite cute , if you cant find it on google try truth dig ., the cake ws left uneaten on the runnway , gotta love the irony of that , American cities matter even democratic cities ........in election yrs. God bless NOLA and my brother who lives about an hr out they caught hell the first time , looks like they are gonnna catch it again ( before the BS starts about him living on the coast , he is a 125 miles inland )

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Me being lazy

Submitted by cLovis on Sun, 2008-08-31 17:10.

that picture actually deserves a link we all know we dont like to have to search click here am also searching for the story where Condi Rice was run out of an exlusive store shopping for shoes while customers screamed at her about New Awlins 3 days in

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