Now before anyones panties get all bunched and they begin to get a very irritating rash.... i received this in an email from a very dear friend .. and its funny thats all just funny!! (maybe only to me ... but hell i need all the laughs i can get)

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, & we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", & "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges & politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

dont like it? tuff!! Sue me!!