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Friends vs. Southern Friends

Submitted by Solitaire on Mon, 2007-05-14 15:36.

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHREN FRIENDS: Are for life.

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Git in that there kitchen

Submitted by Sanura on Tue, 2007-05-15 10:18.

And fry me up some goodies. I know ya have big breakfast there. and I love a big farm breakfast. Found out last summer I even like grits. Always said I didn't like em.(course i had never tried em) a real good friend made me try them and damn they is good!! I'm a pretty good cooker too. I'll help ya cook it up how's that? Better find your drawers though first. As I hear frying bacon with no drawers is dangerous!!!

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hunny buns!!!! my favorite

Submitted by Sanura on Tue, 2007-05-15 21:33.

lol imagine that

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Counseling Southern Style

Submitted by Sanura on Tue, 2007-05-22 16:38.

Earl and Bubba two guys are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,

"I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

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