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Happy Birthday, OldGuy

Submitted by MrsOldGuy on Mon, 2007-04-23 18:13. Humor

I'm sure I won't be awake at midnight to post this, so gotta get it in tonight before I pass out.

Some funny quotes from George Burns to make you laugh :)

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Hope you have smooth sailing home!!

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Happy b-day!!!

Submitted by Solitaire on Mon, 2007-04-23 19:01.

Hope your day is great.

THE SENILITY PRAYER

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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a few more tid bits

Submitted by cLovis on Mon, 2007-04-23 19:09.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. -- Ogden Nash
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and "you are looking wonderful." -- Francis Cardinal Spellman
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. -- Coco Chanel
You take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it. -- Henry Ford
You and yours have a good one old guy..Have a sfe trip home you are fun to cuss and discuss with .. getting old beats the alternative ... clovis

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Happy Birthday Fckr!

Submitted by LadyUni on Mon, 2007-04-23 20:42.

Hope it is an asskickingly amazing day! Hope you get just as many more to torment us all here with your quick wit. :D

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Happy Birthday!!!!

Submitted by Sanura on Mon, 2007-04-23 22:41.

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Happy Birthday

Submitted by Richard Cranium on Tue, 2007-04-24 09:24.

Happy Birthday, OLDGUY.
Have a great day and stay safe out on the road.

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fer cryin out loud O.G....................

Submitted by turk on Tue, 2007-04-24 12:34.

Didn't we just go through this birthday nonsense?? Can' t be another year.I suspect you are milkin a good thing.Be that as it may--HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Just wish ya'd stop rushin 'em.The rest of us are aging with ya.

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Another year already?

Submitted by OldGuy on Sun, 2007-04-29 09:26.

LOL! Thanks! Loved the quotes ...

Interesting sidenote: MrsOldGuy and I went to Wal-Mart yesterday. I've been saying for months that I need to get my eyeballs tested but I keep forgetting (mainly cuz I can't read my to-do list ...) but when we got there, MrsOldGuy saw a sandwich board that said the eyeball doc was in. We walked up to the counter, and I asked "have you two seen a sign around here for an optometrist?" Just as I suspected, neither of the girls at the counter "got" the joke ... kids these days ...

Anyway, I'll be getting bifocals. And I can take the white canes off the truck now! Anybody need a seeing eye dog? I'd like to find him a good home. He didn't seem to enjoy riding in the truck.

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bifocals?

Submitted by Sanura on Sun, 2007-04-29 10:29.

nuttin like waitin til the last minute to admit yur an old fart!!

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