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> The Senior Citizen Breakfast
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> We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two
> eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
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> "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
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> "Then I'll have to charge you $2.49 because you're ordering a-la-carte
> the waitress warned her.
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> "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked
> incredulously.
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> Yes, the waitress replied, that's our policy."
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> Surprisingly calmly, my wife said, "Then I'll take the special."
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> "How do you want your eggs?"
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> "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.
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> DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS. We've been around the block more than once!