Can they figger out how the light turns on but never seem to be able to figger out how to turn it off.?

They can figger out how a door opens but never know how to shut it all the way.

They change clothes three or four times a day but never do a load of laundry.

When they do do laundry its for a few little things at the most inconvenient times. (on my day off... when I was gonna do mine)

They dont wanna be bugged when they are realaxing but always wake me up to see if I was really sleeping. And if I was I am now awake so could I watch one of their kids so they go go have the fun I could have if I hadnt spent every last ounce of my energy going to work, cleaning house, doing laundry, helping with homework, and cooking a dinner that they turn their noses up at cuz..........they went to Mc
Donalds..

They drink the last of the milk or eat the last slice of bread and never say a word. (I work at a grocery store) Then they tell me after I have driven an hour home... "Hey mom ya need bread and milk"..

Why is it when they see me cooking dinner they decide that is the ideal time to come and fix a sanwhich cuz they are soooooo hungry and they didnt get up in time for lunch?

Why when I'm mopping the floors is it suddenly an emergency to exit the only door thats in the room where I'm mopping?

Why is it they can drink the last of the coffee and pour it with ease... without getting burned but they can't make another pot?

They can use every last towel in the house... I can't find one but they seem to mutiply under their beds. and.......they never know how the towels get there... cuz of course they didn't put them there.

They can pour milk put chocolate in drink it without spilling it but can never quite seem to master the art of washing their glass.

I do dishes before bed and after dinner. when I get up it looks like someone has cooked a full seven course meal in here.

How do they stuff that much trash in a garbage bag and where did they learn to balance it all on there so well until........I go to take it out and it spills on the floor. Or the bag breaks... Gawd that makes me sooooooo mad!!!

And finally the thing that pisses me off most.......Why use the last of the damned toilet paper and keep it a secret?