>>>
>> PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
>>>
>>>
>>> 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>>>
>>> 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
>>>
>>> 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
>>>
>>> 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "
>>>
>>> 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>>>
>>> 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>>>
>>> 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
>>>
>>> 8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
>>>
>>> 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
>>>
>>> 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
>>>
>>> 11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
>>>
>>> 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into
>>> the room.
>>>
>>> 13. You sing along with elevator music.
>>>
>>> 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
>>>
>>> 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
>>> off.
>>>
>>> 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
>>> weather service.
>>>
>>> 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
>>> remember them either.
>>>
>>> 18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
>>>
>>> 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
>>>
>>>
>>> And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
>>>
>>>
>>> Forward this to every one you can remember

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