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From Kyra Gottesman, who writes a weekly column for the Oroville Mercury-Register:

In any case, I have been, I admit, a bit distracted by the steady march of time across my face — it walks with cleated combat boots, I'm tellin' ya — and the pull — yank, really — of gravity on my body. You'd think with all the high tech gizmos out there some one at Vickie's Secret, Bali or any number of other 'women's foundation' companies would have invented matching sets — in lace, satin and silk — of anti-gravity bras and panties. But, they seem interested only in creating lovely supporting lingerie for women who, well, don't need any support.

What I want to know is how come men see themselves getting sexier as they age, and women see themselves as huge wrinkles??

;)

Read the whole column here.

Sometimes it's true!

Because I am getting sexier with age. But not all women see themselves as huge wrinkles. I saw a woman a while back that had on Spandex pants. She was old enough to be Moses' mother ... and you know how Spandex doesn't lie. Icky poo!

I think...

Invented spandex should be jalied... It dont look good on anyone... and the visual you gave me of an old woman in spandex bout made me puke..

I woulda puked

I woulda puked but I was afraid she'd see me, and come over to see if I was okay ...

Yeah you know that motherly type!!

she may have tried to hug ya up close or sumpin!!