From the L.A. Times columnist Chris Erskine:

By gawd, it'll be interesting watching us baby boomer guys grow older. First, we have all the usual traits of the gracefully aging male — forgetfulness, lust, anger, lust, midlife crises and a certain I'm-afraid-of-nothing sensibility that makes a man highly attractive to every member of the opposite sex, except perhaps his own wife.

After 25 years, his wife knows too much. She hears him in the morning pulling up his socks, grunting a little as he bends. Or hears the way his sinuses whistle when he reads the newspaper over coffee.

Exactly. You have to register to read the whole thing, but it's free. And worth the giggles.

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