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Submitted by LadyUni on Fri, 2007-01-26 13:13. Idiots | Sex | Weird

Police arrested a Michigan man for acting upon (I would say his abnormal fetish but I don't think any fetishes are classified as normal) his fetish yet again.

Ronald Dotson, 39, of Detroit, was sentenced to 18 months to 30 years on charges of breaking and entering and being a habitual criminal.

He was arrested in October after police in the Detroit suburb of Royal Oak spotted him near a smashed storefront window containing a mannequin wearing a French maid outfit.

Some of the previous cases also involved mannequins. Police once found him in an alley behind a women's clothing store with three mannequins dressed in lingerie.

"I've never been able to take care of myself," Dotson told Judge Denise Langford Morris at sentencing.

Morris acknowledged that Dotson had never assaulted a person but said his behavior "strikes fear in the community."

This behavior "strikes fear in the community." Yeah I can see that.

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whats the dummy got to offer him?

Submitted by Sanura on Fri, 2007-01-26 13:44.

"I've never been able to take care of myself," Dotson told Judge Denise Langford Morris at sentencing.

she cant walk.. she cant talk..(her lips are fused together) she cant cook... she aint exactly anatomically correct either..but he's quite a dummy himself so he may very well have found his match made in heaven ...

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Blown fuse

Submitted by OldGuy on Sat, 2007-01-27 08:23.

She sounded like the perfect woman right up to that fused-lips thang.

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yeah!

Submitted by Sanura on Wed, 2007-01-31 01:15.

you was happy bout the no talking part huh? fat chance buster... we all talk and we all got sumpin to say.. bet ya couldnt stand that ole silent treatment very long anyway.. i know it drives me nuts..

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Moot point

Submitted by OldGuy on Sat, 2007-02-03 10:29.

bet ya couldnt stand that ole silent treatment very long anyway

How the hell would I know? In over 100 years, I haven't heard The Sound Of Silence.

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence

Paul Simon, 1964

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100 years!!

Submitted by Sanura on Sat, 2007-02-03 10:37.

why my gawd boy!!! yur older than dirt for sure.

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