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Submitted by LadyUni on Fri, 2007-01-26 13:02. FYI | Idiots

A molecular scientist in North Carolina has come up with a new way to get caffeinated in the morning.

DURHAM. N.C. - That cup of coffee just not getting it done anymore? How about a Buzz Donut or a Buzzed Bagel? That's what Doctor Robert Bohannon, a Durham, North Carolina, molecular scientist, has come up with. Bohannon says he's developed a way to add caffeine to baked goods, without the bitter taste of caffeine. Each piece of pastry is the equivalent of about two cups of coffee.

Holy crap! As if people these days are not wired enough from caffeine intake. Can you imagine a couple of cups of coffee and a couple of these doughnuts? Might as well just get an IV and start the drip. That's what I keep saying I need, get the caffeine straight into the veins in the morning.

While the product is not on the market yet, Bohannon has approached some heavyweight companies, including Krispy Kreme, Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks about carrying it.

Your tax dollars at work on important research folks.

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coffee in yur doughnut?

Submitted by Sanura on Fri, 2007-01-26 13:40.

would save me a few steps in the morning.. they come cream filled,,, i like cream filled long johns the best...

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Nope

Submitted by Solitaire on Fri, 2007-01-26 17:21.

I really shouldn't say what I'm thinking.

i like cream filled long johns the best...

Nope, not gonna go there. Way too sugestive.

I love it!!!!

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Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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OK, Maybe I will

Submitted by Solitaire on Fri, 2007-01-26 18:23.

Just what kind of cream is that long john filled with?

LOL

I just had to do that.

And I'm not sorry.

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Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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see that Soli....

Submitted by Tripshaft on Fri, 2007-01-26 18:27.

... ya hang around here long enough, ya get corrupted just like the rest of us!


"Old Age Is Not For Sissies"

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I do try.

Submitted by Solitaire on Fri, 2007-01-26 19:03.

I do try.

It's fun too.

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Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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pree vert!!!

Submitted by Sanura on Fri, 2007-01-26 23:30.

i'm shocked...

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Thank you!!

Submitted by Solitaire on Sat, 2007-01-27 06:39.

Thank you!!

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Prior knowledge

Submitted by OldGuy on Sat, 2007-01-27 08:41.

I was told once that I was a pervert, but I had to protest. I'm a prevert. I can tell you ahead of time I'm gonna be a pervert.

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duh!!

Submitted by Sanura on Sat, 2007-01-27 09:55.

we knew that already.. now tell us sumpin we didn't know!!

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whats got into

Submitted by Sanura on Sat, 2007-01-27 10:01.

you lately Solitaire? (LOL) yur so naughty.. I love it.. I'm going out on the town tonight...well actually i'll be out all day too.. won't need ya all to pass the hat for bail monies though.. i got a designated driver all lined up.. gots to go get ready right now.. so have fun ya all talk to yas tomorrow..

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Unfortunately...

Submitted by Solitaire on Sat, 2007-01-27 11:35.

nothing has...could be the problem.

LOL

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BTW

Submitted by Solitaire on Sat, 2007-01-27 11:38.

Have fun tonight!

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thank ya

Submitted by Sanura on Sun, 2007-01-28 13:22.

Had a blast..started out with lunch.. my friend said hope ya dont mind but.. the places i go to eat dont look like much but they got real good food.. funny ! guess she assumed i was miss fancy pants or sumpin.. Not!! she had me try new thing. french fries with gravy.. i at first didnt wanna try it. but she is kinda pushy and damn!! it was good. she said at home she puts melted motzarella cheeses and then the gravy. told her the trick to good place to eat was look for a place that has lots truckers parked out front. they know where all the good food is. Then it was off to the mall. i found this awesome pair of boots. i already bought some last week but... hey they was on sale and couldn't pass up a deal like that. then we went back to her apartment.. cute lil place. talked so much about different stuff we kinda lost track of time. made it to the bar about 8:30 pm.. then everyone else satarted piling in about 9:30. the birthday gurl sure got some interesting gifts. she even got a black leather whip thing.. her ole man looked scared when she opened that thing up. me and my friend didnt stay til last call but i had had my limit anyway and it was time to go. my ole man picked me up left my car at work over night. good thing too cuz we got a butt load of snow. lucked out again i will not have to drive to work in it., and by the time i come home the roads will be salted. and best of all about last night.. the bouncer carded me to see that i was old enuff to drink. made my whole day.

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