Toilet Facts

1. The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 minutes which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

2. Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 minutes, 42 seconds.

3. 72.4% of people place their toilet paper on the roll forward (with the loose end over the roll, towards the user).

4. The visitors at Yellowstone Park create 270 million gallons of waste per year, and use up to 18 rolls of toilet paper, per toilet, per day!

5. One of the most difficult items for sewage workers to handle, as it is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through most filtration systems, is pubic hair. Every month Thames Water removes over a ton of pubic hair at its water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a landfill site and buried.

6. 98% of all Americans feel better about themselves when they flush a toilet.

7. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

8. In the USA - more toilets flush at the half time of the Super Bowl than at any other time of the year.

9. A Kimberly-Clark marketing survey on bathroom habits finds that when it comes to toilet paper, women are "wadders" and men are "folders."

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SANURA

what d'ya bet......

1. The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 minutes which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

...this person also has brown eyes, and carries a big stick.


"Old Age Is Not For Sissies"

great mileage too

2. Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 minutes, 42 seconds.

Mr. Clemmens otta by drivin' around in one of these babies....save 'mself a lot of petro.


"Old Age Is Not For Sissies"

hey Post Toasty ...guess what

remember ya used to ask what happened to the pig? i found the lucky devil and here he is..........

Iowa State Fair

It's true ... anyone can find anything on the internet ...

when you git off the tilt a whirl

and ya have had yur fill of all that fair food .... do me a favor if ya see that gurl... ask her where she found that outfit. i need me a pair of them boots.... ( ta support my knees)

Another reason

for another pair of boots....One pair for the snow is good for me.

snow boots!!!?

snow boots aint sexy!!! well... unless thats the only thing yur wearing!!(thanks michelle)