Site Disclaimer

FYI

Have you ... seen ... the site disclaimer?

disclaimer on steroids!

I'm takin' this to my attorney, to see if he thinks this disclaimer is authentic! :-)


"Old Age Is Not For Sissies"

WTF?

Like I can even remember or abide by that?? I want another test!

Wait

....was the site disclaimed, or were we!?

aaargggh

i got about halfway down the list, then i was so pissed i couldn't finish it.
the goddam people that created the need for a list like that is what is wrong with the world!!!!!!

but i do like the one that's posted at the bottom of the page, no animals were harmed--yet...
because someone may have to be slapped with a carp at some point

All your base are belong to us.

I loved that video.

ah, but..............................

does the disclaimer apply to the disclaimer??If so then it's all null and void!If one disregards an invalid disclaimer then does it become a claimer?? Real people wanna know.Are there any real people here? Do they care? Do I care?Who cares??I disclaim any responsibility for the preceding diatribe.It was created without chemical assistance.Well, coffee maybe,but, no sugar.

I like my coffee like I like my women

Well, coffee maybe,but, no sugar.

I like my coffee like I like my women: cold and bitter.

not me...

....I like my coffee like I like my women: the old fashioned way.


"Old Age Is Not For Sissies"

We're covered

But ya made me swallow my root beer barrel

We're covered for that somewhere in there ...

if I was to....

..fall off my favorite chair from all the learned wisdom here, is that covered???


"Old Age Is Not For Sissies"

no expire here...

...they don't bother with dates on this containers contents.


"Old Age Is Not For Sissies"