New Couch

We just bought one of them big fancy curvy couches for our trailer. Now my wife keeps accusing me of sectional harrassment.

If she had to con you into buying it ...

If she had to con you into it ... it doesn't matter. Consectional sex doesn't fall under sectional harrassment laws. My lawyers said they'd take your case, they're in the Old Yeller Pages. Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.