It seems sometime last week President Bush got lost in the White House for the 11th time.
  "This used to just happen in the Oval Office, where he'd get easily confused, but since his second term he's demanded we let him see the rest of the White House." says Secret Service agent James Ihler.
  The President was found in the West Wing in a janitor's closet where he'd already used a mop handle to bust a hole in the wall.
  "It's always something,"says Ihler,"like the pretzel choking thing. The man sticks anything in his mouth. he's choked on pens, paperweights, even a stapler. We now keep his desk clean and hand feed him."
  No comment from the White House on this incident.