You believe that the founders intended the US to be a Christian nation.

You believe there is a pervasive "liberal media bias".

You get your news from a drug addict.

You regularly link to Townhall, WorldNetDaily, NewsMax, FreeRepublic, or Focus on the Family.

You think it's appropriate for a state's Secretary of State to moonlight as a partisan campaign chair.

You belive that the US Constitution should be taken word-for-word.

You believe that dissent is unpatriotic.

You believe that the Attorney General has the right to decide whether an individual is worthy of constitutional protection.

You believe that creation myths are a reasonable basis for an educational curriculum.

You believe that your car magnet "supports the troops".

You believe that Bill O'Reilly is looking out for you, the little guy.

You believe that the military has the right to use stop-loss orders under the current circumstances.

You believe that there are people lining up to adopt all those unwanted babies.

You believe that drilling for oil is a long-term solution.

You believe that most americans want privatization of schools and Social Security.

You believe that deficits don't matter.

You believe that "they hate our freedom".

You believe that Reagan ended his 2nd term with high approval ratings.

...that's all for now.