Child Development Loans

Humor | Weird

I believe we should be able to take out loans against our children for money to pay for their delivery and the crazy costs of daycare, diapers, formula, crack, etc.

And if it doesn't work out and we happen to miss a few payments, well...

Defaulting

You can get a loan for it if you have the title. The trouble is, if you miss a payment, they just extend the terms and tack on the interest. My kid's 54 years old, and I don't think he's ever moving out.