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Semen Makes You Happy!

Submitted by OldGuy on Sun, 2005-05-22 08:09. Humor | Sex

I've been trying to tell Mrs. Old Guy this for years:


"Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't."

I just want her to be happy, ya know? You can read the whole article here:
Semen acts as an anti-depressant

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Making Millions

Submitted by OldGuy on Wed, 2005-06-01 12:24.

There is a way to make millions with it. It's called "porn." If mine was longer than my attention span, I'd be able to buy us all a drink.

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I've got the mold for the straws!

Submitted by OldGuy on Wed, 2005-06-01 18:51.

I've got the mold for the straws!

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A friend or a buddy?

Submitted by Welchkins on Sun, 2005-05-29 19:00.

A friend goes to town and gets a blow-job and tells you about it. A buddy goes to town and gets a blow-job and comes home and gives you one.

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The Lone Ranger's Snake-bitten Privates

Submitted by OldGuy on Wed, 2005-06-01 12:36.

Reminds me of that joke where Tonto finds out he has to suck the poison out.

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I was gonna try that once ...

Submitted by OldGuy on Sun, 2005-06-05 08:48.

but I didn't think it would feel very good. And I knew it would come out the other side of this particular person.

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