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Police investigate theft of adult toys

Wed, 12 May 2010 05:46:57 -0500

TECUMSEH, Mich. —
......A Tecumseh woman reported the theft of $1,567 worth of adult toys, accessories and lotions from her home while she was on vacation.

Happy Mothers Day

Sun, 09 May 2010 08:16:18 -0500

Happy Mothers Day!!! to all mothers everywhere!!

Funny southern sayings

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:08:21 -0600

* I won't say it's far, but I had to grease the wagon twice before I hit the main road.
* Busy as a funeral home fan in July.
* If a trip around the world cost a dollar, I couldn't get to the state line.
* We were so poor I had a tumbleweed as a pet.
* He looks like he was inside the outhouse when lightening struck.
* She looks like she was born down wind from the outhouse.

50??!

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:44:25 -0600

I'm not 50--I'm 18 with 32 years' experience...........:-)

ahhhhaha

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:18:22 -0600

"Veni, Vidi, Velcro" — I came, I saw, I stuck around…

Southern Medical Terminology

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 06:37:37 -0600

1.Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
2.Tumor - More than one.

Check this one out

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:39:26 -0600

ahhhhhaha

Decorated Veteran, 90, Fights to Raise Flag in His Yard

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:42:54 -0600

A veteran of three wars who was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor is now facing an unlikely enemy — his neighbors.

Col. Van T. Barfoot, 90, has raised the Stars and Stripes every day at sunrise and lowered them every day at sunset since he served in the U.S. Army. But on Tuesday he received a letter from the law firm that represents his homeowners' association, ordering him to remove the flagpole from his Richmond, Va. yard by 5 p.m. on Friday or face "legal action."

Robot Marketed to Be Grandma's New Live-In Helper

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:02:24 -0500

It has suction cups instead of hands, two sets of tank-tracks instead of feet, and is strong enough to carry an adult up a steep flight of stairs.

story here

got this from one of our old timers~ When Rednecks Rap

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:39:13 -0500

Baseball Fan Released From Jail To See Game~Only In Iowa :-)..Ahhhhaha

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:39:19 -0500

KEOSAUQUA, Iowa --

An Iowa man serving a 10-day jail sentence walked out of jail on Wednesday to attend a baseball game with his family.

A magistrate judge approved the temporary release for Randy Barker. Barker left the Van Buren County Jail at 1 p.m.

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:28:54 -0500

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

Nude, Gun-Wielding 91-Year-Old Man Helps Make Arrest of Home Intruder

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:56:36 -0500

LAKE WORTH, Fla. — Authorities say a 91-year-old man in South Florida jumped out out of bed naked and held an intruder breaking into his house at gunpoint until deputies arrived.

Patrick Swayze Dies of Pancreatic Cancer at 57

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:13:32 -0500

Patrick Swayze, the hunky actor who danced his way into viewers' hearts with "Dirty Dancing" and then broke them with "Ghost," died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57.

"Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months,"

The Four Wives

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:56:41 -0500

There was a rich merchant who had four wives. He loved the fourth wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the third wife very much. He was very proud of her and always wanted to show her off to his friends. However, the merchant was always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.